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Joke of the Day
"I scream, you scream, we all scream, while I'm crawling under the bathroom stall to say hi to you."
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"Why is your ass split vertically? Because if it was split horizontally it would clap when you're going down the stairs."
"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."
"What is the similarity of pizza and your parents? If they are black you will not eat tonight! (Sorry if this racist joke caused any offence)"
"How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."
"how do you call those guys who hang around with musicians all the time? Drummers."
"How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ""lather rinse repeat."""
"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."
"An E-Flat , a G-Flat & a B-Flat walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors""."