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Joke of the Day

"""I'm telling you, it's all or nothing,"" the exterminator explains to Noah, ""I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."""

"That's a nice ham you got there It'd be a shame if someone put an ""S"" in front and an ""E"" behind it"

"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."

"DATE: *sighs* You said you were a professional body builder. ME: I am! I make prosthetics. Ha ha! And funny jokes! Wait where are you going?"

"What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron."

"I Was Accused Of Being A Paedophile Today... Now who wants a sweet?"

"What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial intelligence."

"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."

"Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer"

"What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day? When the big hand touches the little one"