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Joke of the Day
"A man tells a joke with no punchline"
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"What did the vampire say to the teacher? See ya next period."
"My wife and I were watching some Show jumping. She looked at one of the horses and cackled, ""Look at the cock on that thing!"" I said, ""Don't be rude, he's probably a nice guy."""
"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"
"The letter I takes up less room than the letter W yet they're both counted as one character. If Twitter was an Airline this wouldn't happen."
"TWITTER REHAB IS GOING GOOD YOU GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND HE HAS SPECIAL SUGAR AND IT'S AWESOME AND MY YARD HAS 3,957,268 BLADES OF GRASS!!!!"
"Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Because 7 has friends in the politburo"
"When you try to prove to someone that something doesn't work, it will."
"I renamed my toilet form John to Jim the other day- -that way, I can tell people that I wake up and go to the Jim every morning."
"Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side."