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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her two test tickles."
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"I'm lactose intolerant, too. Do the pills work for you? It's a crap shoot."
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"A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is... It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want."