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Joke of the Day

"'I'm Spartacus' 'No I'm Spartacus' 'I am Spartacus' 'I AM Spartacus' 'I'm Spartacus' 'Look I just need someone to sign for the package'"

"A robot had an accident and sustained a head injury. He was a bit upset."

"I think between the two of them, Kim & Kanye had enough money for a box of condoms."

"Two Sikhs are fighting with each other on the street... ""I WILL A KILL YOU!"" One says blatantly. ""AND THEN?"" The other bellows while widening his eyes."

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"

"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""

"Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced ""Wichitay"" or ""Wichitah?"" It's pronounced ""Topeka."""

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."

"You're mom is so poor... that if someone gave her the finger. She'd say thank you."

"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."