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Joke of the Day
"You know you're fat when when... Your penis is an *innie*."
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"Amazon is selling used copies of 50 Shades....ewe"
"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."
"The Darkest Joke What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? ... A baby in two dumpsters."
"[dad accidentally steps on the dog] I'm sorry girl, I didn't see you. Are you ok? [dad accidentally steps on me] Why are you on the floor?!"
"Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass."
"Love how dog food commercials advertise tastier formulas like that matters when deciding what to buy & feed a pet who eats its own vomit."
"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"
"Apple bottom jeans... Boots with the fur... That's all you packed, Jessica? This is a camping trip. This is why we don't work as a couple."