202081

Joke of the Day

"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"

"What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun"

"Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is."

"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."

"My Japanese girlfriend had a really bad tempura."

"If you play Rebecca Black's ""Friday"" backwards, Satan appears and asks why you have so much fucking time on your hands."

"What's the hardest thing about roller blading? Hearing that fucking joke all day."

"My freshman year of college I farted in a tiny crowded dorm room & a girl's younger sister who was visiting & wasn't even drunk threw up."

"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"

"I wasn't too impressed by Dr. Strange.. I've seen Stranger Things."