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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("
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"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"Just read a story in a magazine that a woman is claiming she was raped by an alien.. Big Deal!.. So was Lady Gaga's mother"
"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."
"WAITER: soup or salad? CLARK KENT: *sweating nervously* just a REGULAR salad for a REGULAR guy please ha ha. nothing super about it..."
"A guy is fucking his wife up the ass when the house catches fire. Why does his wife make it outside first? Her shit is packed."
"What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!"
"I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some milk and got blown into the f*cking pub."
"Did you know that Princess Di had really bad dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glovebox."
"I heard the Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... Yea he got charged with ""battery""."