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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"
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"For pimps, prostitution must be alot like using pawn pieces in chess... They use them to do their dirty work, in promise that he'll one day make her into a queen."
"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."
"Orioles Buck showalter"
"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"
"Do you want to hear the funniest joke in the world? Me too."
"They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for 5 bucks His dad replies, ""4 dollars? What would you need 3 dollars for??"""
"A photon is going through airport security... The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"My life flashed before my eyes... ...Turns out I'm epileptic and died from the seizure."