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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."

"are their jew witout big nose... yas, but onli aftar nose removal"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite movie? Minority Deport"

"what did the boy with no arms an no legs get for Christmas? .... Cancer"

"I'm addicted to brake fluid... ...but I can stop whenever I want."

"Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon? Because he can't finish a race."

"So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both."

"Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups."

"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"