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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"

"Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest? He wanted to see that booty bounce."

"Be alert! The world needs more lerts."

"What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death."

"Once a neutron went in a mall After all the shopping and stuff, he went to the billing counter and asked bill please The guy there said no charge for you"

"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."

"What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."

"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."

"I'm not racist but.. I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV and I thought ""that's mine"" Then I realized mine is at home, polishing my shoes"

"Short joke I thought of. What's the difference between sheep and women? The Welsh don't know yet either."