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Joke of the Day
"What food do vampires hate? Steaks."
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"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A guy in a wheelchair after a house fire."
"I got caught in a weird routine of masturbation... When I discovered my fetish for wrist pain."
"I've just been to a concert put on by the Bermuda philharmonic orchestra. Half way through, the guy on the triangle disappeared."
"I have a bumper sticker that says ""Honk if you think I'm sexy"" I then wait at green lights 'til I feel better about myself."
"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."
"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim, denim, denim"
"My Dad's Motto My dad always lived by the motto ""work hard, play hard."" Until mum made him seek help for his Viagra addiction."
"Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ""There I am!"""