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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cows with no sense of humor? Feminists"
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"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"
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"What do you call and eight sided dildo? A cocktopus."
"[1st date] {don't let her know you're Hitler} HER: what are you going to eat? ME: definitely not seafood HER: did u say nazi food? ME: shit"
"Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na"
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
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"How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor? By how often he ripostes."
"What is a burp? A fart taking the elevator."