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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor? By how often he ripostes."
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"Knock Knock... Come in. I don't know if it fits here but it's a great way to stop a knock knock joke."
"What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
"DIE HARD JOKE What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist? DYKE HARD"
"So, it is clear now that the only person who can stop a Trump presidency is Hillary Clinton... ...by conceding in favour of Bernie Sanders."
"Did you know that New York has two capitals? N and Y."
"""Let's get ready to bumble!!!"" - Bees"
"At the gym I wear shirts that state ""If you are not into Anal, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!"" I realized how gay that was....after bunch of guys were flocking to me"
"How'd you come up with the idea? Inventor of pac man: I took a bunch of pills one night and ate a ghost. I thought ""now here's something"""
"What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman."