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Joke of the Day

"Got trapped in a bidding war for a house with a lengthy corridor I'm in it for the long hall"

"One sperm says to another... ""Hey, which way to the egg?"" The other sperm replies, ""I'm not sure, but we just passed the tonsils."""

"I don't like my new hair cut... But it's growing on me."

"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."

"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"

"I can tell by the way you give me instructions that you've dealt with a lot of dumb people before me."

"What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair? Wow, that's pretty nuts."

"After a failed college project to fight hunger, Clark decided to focus on fighting crime and thereby dropping a p from Supperman."

"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"

"I'm addicted to ass. It's like crack to me."