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Joke of the Day
"Jokes are like topsoil I make my own, but it's mostly recycled shit."
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"250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads."
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
"Two statisticians walk into a bar... What are the chances of that?"
"You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning."
"My roommate has a red face all the time. He says it's because of a skin condition but I think he's secretly appropiating native American culture."
"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."
"Yeah, but is it Tyrannosauri Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rexes? *The Jehovahs Witness slams my own door in my face"
"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."