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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is? Its called the greyscale"
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"When you're checking for murderers in your house, don't just yell out ""hello!"" that gives them the upper hand. Yell, ""YOU AINT SHIT!"""
"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""
"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"Bloom should not have punched Beiber ... After all, you punch a man, you slap a bitch."
"Just watched a dog chase its tail for 10 min., thought ""damn so easily entertained"" then realized I watched a dog chase his tail for 10 min."
"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"
"What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!"
"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"
"I had some North Korean food yesterday... The [deleted] was delicious!"