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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is? Its called the greyscale"
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"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."
"[at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*"
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can. 2/10"
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
"Why can't you fool an abortion? It wasn't born yesterday."
"I hate when people text 'call me'. I'm going to start calling people, say 'text me' and then hang up."
"Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ? I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work."
"Good Grammar is the Difference... ...between * Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and * Helping your Uncle jack off a horse"
"The butcher is introducing his wife to some friends... so he says ""Meet Patty!"""