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Joke of the Day

"The butcher is introducing his wife to some friends... so he says ""Meet Patty!"""

"why was the computer late to work? because it had a hard drive! (stole it from ellen, from her classic joke tuesday)"

"Reports coming in of mass sheep rustling Suspects on the lamb"

"During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? ""Young, dumb and full of crumb"""

"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."

"So we're just gonna walk around pretending it's not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?"

"The best blowjob I ever had was from a fat chick. Probably because she's used to putting things in her mouth."

"You want to piss off a woman? Hide one shoe."

"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."

"Scat and feces... Different names for the same shit."