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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you fool an abortion? It wasn't born yesterday."

"Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal? She only eats vegetables"

"I'm going to start a business in India, but have technical support staff in Boston. See how those fuckers like it."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"What did one banana say to another banana? I find you a-peeling"

"Was decorating the front yard last night and one of the neighborhood kids tried to deflate me."

"And on Good Friday, I'm once again reminded that I'm a lonely virgin. Even Jesus got nailed today."

"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"

"""Mom, I don't like my little brother."" ""Then just eat the vegetables."""

"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."