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Joke of the Day

"QUICK! HOW MANY BABY CARROTS CAN A GUY SHOVE UP HIS BUTT BEFORE HE... 12."

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."

"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."

"I like the word ""panties"" so much I'm going to start using it in place of ""cool."" Friend: Check out my new car! Me: Oh man, that's panties."

"'Mum' yelled Johnny from the kitchen 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'"

"Letting me choose my username on Amazon is a bad move. I think customer support gets uncomfortable when I need help with CockPopsicle87."

"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"

"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"