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Joke of the Day

"I like the word ""panties"" so much I'm going to start using it in place of ""cool."" Friend: Check out my new car! Me: Oh man, that's panties."

"""I like my women how I like my sunglasses... Sitting on my face..."""

"Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."

"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"

"What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him? 'ey, get off me homes!"

"why Palestinians have the fastest computers? coz they have RAM-allah"

"Groundhogs Constipation is a bit like watching for groundhogs on Groundhog Day. You know spring is coming early, but that reclusive rodent is nowhere to be seen."

"An Irish man walks into a bar. ."

"Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment? Because he didn't need a living room anymore!"

"A girl picking up the phone in the middle of sex is a free pass to get weird."