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Joke of the Day

"'Mum' yelled Johnny from the kitchen 'you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?' 'Yes dear what about it ?' 'Well your worries are over.'"

"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."

"The iPhone 5 will be able to print bacon"

"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"

"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."

"What do you give an injured alligator? Gatorade"

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"A Linux Joke In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string? Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit."

"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."

"What's the best part about abortions? They never get old"