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Joke of the Day
"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."
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"What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!"
"Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco? He was dyslexic."
"Call a woman beautiful a hundred times... Call a woman beautiful hundred times, and she won't remember. But call her fat just *one* time, and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."
"One time a friend said that he ""ain't never had no nothing"". It remains the only time where I have heard someone use a quadruple negative."
"All I want is for someone to push me up against a wall Lean in And whisper 'I'll do your housework'"
"4 yr old daughter calls her ankle bones ""my balls"" in case you were wondering if I was raising geniuses over here."
"I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.'' 'Bob, that's a cat.'"
"We're all equal. But I'm more equal than you."
"???: Knock knock. James: Who's there? ???: You know. James: You know who? Voldemort: Correct. James Potter: James Potter: Fuck."