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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"As a kid I wanted to be a tree surgeon... but the sight of sap makes me faint"

"Don't cry over spilled milk. And broken eggs. And a violated ham. And-FINE, I'LL LEAVE. This isn't the only grocery store in town, you know."

"Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes."

"Don't you hate when you take a power nap and wake up 22 hours later and everybody at work is staring at you?"

"if God exists it's probably a woman no man holds a grudge for this long"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys..."

"There is a 'you can kill them if you catch them within a minute' rule on people who wake you up. EVERYONE knows that. *sharpening knife*"

"Kappa Full HD Mega 60FPS Sin Virus 1Link ""No lo descargo porque ya lo tengo"""