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Joke of the Day

"Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly leap from closets when I visit their houses?"

"My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life."

"I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too."

"Why can't Jamaicans count to 10? Because there's a *tree* in the way!"

"Hey there Delilah what's it like in New York City guess they don't have cell towers there so you didn't get my texts I'm going to kill you b"

"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"

"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."

"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."

"What do scientists and vegetables have in common? Stephen Hawking"

"What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt? NaCl-more."