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Joke of the Day

"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"

"I wished I loved anything as much as my wife loves inspecting the pots and pans I wash by hand."

"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"

"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."

"'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke"

"I think i am allergic to leather. Every time i wake up with my shoes on, i have a huge headache."

"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."

"There are two kinds of people in the world These who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"I'm a triple threat. My singing, dancing, and acting are all threateningly terrible."

"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"