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Joke of the Day

"Hey, reddit, what is the most offensive joke you know? I just thought of this one. It should be pretty entertaining!"

"A feminist once asked me: ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I responded: ""1080p."""

"yeah, we r a non-traditional family. instead of naming our dog, we let him name us. I'm Woof, this is my husband Woof, & these r Woof & Woof"

"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."

"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."

"No officer, Vodka and I were hanging out and this car decided to join us."

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""

"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"

"at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed"