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Joke of the Day
"There are two fish in a tank, one says to the other ""do you know how to drive this thing"""
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"What does an omnipotent God do with his penis? Fuck all."
"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."
"Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless? He doesn't have a Seoul."
"Speed Dating Tell me something about yourself I have 3 cats What do u do for fun I have 3 cats What are you most proud about I have 3 Next"
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"What's the difference between voicing your opinion on reddit and getting gang raped? In one at least you get some sex out of it."
"Just had a kale and quinoa salad and now my name is Autumn and I braid my hair and drive a Subaru."
"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."
"Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems."