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"Trying nofap for just 7 days... ... and it already gets really hard."
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"DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen."
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"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"
"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."
"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."
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"It remains a puzzle . . . It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural."