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Joke of the Day
"It remains a puzzle . . . It remains a puzzle why a bra is singular and panties are plural."
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"What is hot, carbon-dated and buried deep inside Georgia? Her geography teacher's cock."
"What do you call a Greek Magician? Abra Kebabra"
"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."
"which toaster strudel is best toaster strudel im fucking this toaster strudel right now and im about to go ham on a ham and cheese hot pocket with my dick"
"me (on desert island): good thing i was able to grab this CD player & my 5 fav CDs other survivor: I saw you put down bread & pick those up"
"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""
"I've got two right here for ya Who are the easiest kids to pick on? Orphans. Who are they going to tell, their parents? Jews should feel lucky. They got their grandparents cremated for free!"
"People are mad because MTV doesn't show music videos. What about Fox News? They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)"
"NSFW What do jesus and girls have in common? The expression on their faces when they got nailed."