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Joke of the Day
"What do you call lesbian eskimos? Klondykes"
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"Eating pistachios is like picking up girls You always go for the easiest ones to crack first."
"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""
"Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock knock KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Whitney, Hurry up in there I gotta take a shit!!!"
"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"
"Ugh: I hid three dozen raw eggs in the house last night after taking Ambien and now I can't find them."
"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"
"A Chicken coop has two doors, what would it be called if it had four? A Chicken Sedan"
"big pharma. if youre reading this i have an idea for a pill that makes you tinier so you can fit into secret zones. i will let you invent it"
"Facebook tells me today is ""National Winnie the Pooh Day"" ... I hope they're ok with me just wearing a red t-shirt & no pants to the office"