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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a dictator? A penis potato!"

"Ikea Meatballs There certainly a sweDISH"

"If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again."

"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"

"Why did the dog sit in the shade? It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk"

"How do crazy people make it through a forest? They take the psycho-path."

"[Ouija board in Starbucks] ""Speak to me spirits"" O M G H A V E U S E E N W H A T K R I S T Y I S W E A R I N G G R O S S"

"Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes? because she lost the recipe."

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag."

"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."