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Joke of the Day
"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."
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"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"
"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""
"I find it insulting that Arby's mascot isn't a pirate bee."
"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."
"S/O to side walks, my legs, elevators, my arm, and my eyes For keeping me off the streets, helping me to stand up for my self, picking me up when I'm down, giving me a hand and showing me the light."
"What did the dentist in the porno say? ""Your teeth are the whitest I've come across."""
"What happens in Vegas will most likely cost you a fortune in dry cleaning."
"Parenthood is where you spend 18 years saying no all because of that one critical time you said yes."