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Joke of the Day

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."

"What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast? I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch."

"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on its head!"

"I tried making jokes about people who don't go to the gym... ...but none of them worked out."

"I know they say that looks aren't everything... But have you ever tried wanking to personality?"

"Wait, so pooping on the entire rim of a toilet, closing the seat over it, and calling it a ""Devil's Oreo"" ISN'T a thing?"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"

"My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard."

"the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit"