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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."
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"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change."
"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""
"The problem with today's children is that today's grown-ups are idiots."
"When people say they did something ""like a boss"" I just picture them doing it fatter and with less hair"
"Why was the communist arrested? He was caught red handed."
"Shameless Bachelor Joke Theft Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He wanted to find a tight seal!"
"I sprayed a spider in my house with Axe, to try and kill it. But now it's name is Chad, and he's fucking my girlfriend..."
"Caesar salads are prepared differently than garden salads...Notably, the head of lettuce is first attacked by 40-50 knife-wielding senators."