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Joke of the Day
"President Obama has done nothing for the people of Ohio. For example they still live there"
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"May the bards singeth this song henceforth on the 31st of August Oh my god its a happening My balls I am a grappling A tree grown from a sapling On the day that was the fappening"
"What do you get the girl who has everything? Penicillin."
"Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]"
"Yeah, so, I don't usually argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button....."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah"
"What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? ""Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"""
"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."
"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."
"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."