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Joke of the Day
"So a blind guy walks into a bar... We had to call an ambulance for the poor guy."
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"Remember that scene in Die Hard qhen the hero squeezes the magazine's boobs? Now he can really die hard."
"A non sequiter walks into a bar 3"
"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."
"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."
"How much do cosmetics sell for? Face value."