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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations, Mr. Trump You'll be the first president to declare bankruptcy on the country."
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"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."
"Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua? Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!"
"How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass."
"I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning."
"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."
"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"
"Computer dating is fine... if you are a computer."
"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."
"What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together? The clap."