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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they're both stuck up cunts"
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"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"Don't feel sad...don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too..."
"Most women turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out for women turning"
"Reporter: so what is it like being in Maroon 5 when you're not Adam Levine, um Mr. Uh- *quickly googles for his name but google has no idea*"
"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."
"I bet male porn stars don't find themselves in tight spots very often."
"*turns down the lights* Girl this is going to be a magical night *dumps legos on bed* ok first we need to separate these by color"
"I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"St. Peter: ""Spock?"" Leonard Nimoy: ""I'm Leonard. Spock was just a character I played on TV."" St. Peter: ""HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S SPOCK!"""