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Joke of the Day
"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."
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"Man says to wife ""what would you do if I won the lottery"" Wife ""take half and leave your ass"" Husband ""good, I won 12 bucks here is 6, now get the hell out."
"TIL why Conservatives don't use birth control. Boys don't get pregnant."
"What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family of four."
"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"
"A guy finds a genie... He says ""I wish I was better at talking to women."" ""Poof!"" the genie says, ""You're gay!"""
"What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana."
"Where do you get a drink on Excel? ....Formula bar"
"What do you call a baby bull? A bully!"
"[halftime] Coach: Okay men we're literally losing at basketball to a dog... any ideas? -I have one. *pulls out vacuum with a jersey on*"