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Joke of the Day
"Why could the drunk man only move left? The officer hadn't read him his rights."
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"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""
"When I first went on the pill, I put on a bit of weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive."
"What do you call a Mexican with no legs? Cuntswaylow."
"Her: How do you get girls? Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works? Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying."
"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"
"What's the biggest lie on the internet? ""Thank you for **choosing** Comcast."" Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*."
"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."
"I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right."
"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."