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Joke of the Day

"i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth. you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous."

"The letter E is used frequently and infrequently."

"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"

"There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it."

"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."

"What do you call a stampede that runs in circles? NASCOW"

"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."

"What do a guy crossing Niagara falls on a tight rope and a guy getting a blowjob from a 90 year old have in common? Both are thinking don't look down, just don't look down."

"Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic? He wanted to get his Car tuned"

"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"