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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Jedi doesn't heat something up fully? Luke warm"
Next Joke
"If you were to look at my search history you might think I was a history buff... ... but in reality I just enjoy masturbating to pictures of Holocaust victims."
"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""
"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
"Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game."
"Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks."
"What's a large bird hiding in the bushes called? A lurkey turkey."
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"What borders on silly? Mexico & Canada"