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Joke of the Day
"I lost my mood ring... And I'm not sure how I should feel about it."
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"If I close my eyes while my 3 year old pours her cereal I can hear the relaxing sound of thousands of Cheerios raining on the floor."
"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"
"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""
"I hate when I read something so offensive on Twitter that my monocle falls out of my eye and into my brandy snifter."
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]"
"When I'm not standing up or laying down, I have a seizure If I sit, I fit."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? to suck my dick"
"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"
"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"