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Joke of the Day
"Why are birds always sad in the morning? Their bills are over dew"
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"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."
"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
"A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead"
"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"
"I like my rum like I like my women Twelve years old and mixed up with Coke."
"Wife: ""Take me to bed or lose me forever."" Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*"
"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"
"You won't drink away the alcoholism."