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Joke of the Day
"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."
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"How do you kill a circus? You stab it in the juggler."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"
"Dove: ..then he called me a fat pigeon! [sobs] Prince: ""There there, cry it out"" [starts recording] Um, you are a therapist, right? ""Sure"""
"My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice."
"Can a guy with no eyebrows look surprised?"
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?"