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Joke of the Day

"I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood."

"I didn't have fun at the Boston Marathon this year ... back in 2013 it was a blast."

"I asked my North Korean friend what life was like in North Korea ""Can't complain"", he said."

"Why did the funny kid in class have no friends? The rest of the students were scared of class clowns..."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"

"If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family."

"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."

"Somewhere between murder and suicide There's Merseyside"

"An atheist, a vegan, and a Crossfitter walked into a bar... I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."