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Joke of the Day
"My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell... I love her long chime."
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"I wish I could find a girl that loved me as much as she loves her hair."
"How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek? Because it's whey strained."
"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."
"What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor."
"Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"I was chatting with a black guy about having coffee... Playfully, he asked me, ""how's your hot chocolate?"" ""I should ask you,"" I replied."
"What do you call a movie without any Jews in it? Uncut"
"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""