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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
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"Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that."
"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
"Many people think a pirates favourite letter is R. It's actually the C"
"Obese People: When your skeleton can't support your mass enough to walk? That's Darwinism's attempt to prevent further hunting & gathering."
"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."
"""Pool"" in Spanish is ""Piscina"". They know."
"What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable."
"sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!!!"
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."