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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between congress and a US mint? One of them makes sense!"
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"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."
"it's very distracting hearing your girlfriend being mauled by a tiger as you try to read ""big cat owners monthly""."
"I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said ""why love one and eat the other?"" I thought to myself ""they have a point. I should start eating dogs."""
"Bon Iver just walked into my Starbucks. Wait nope just a super sad cat."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson"
"Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa? Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis."
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"Two people are walking down the street...... One is a musician. The other doesnt have any money either."
"Difference between your wife and the economy? 5 years later, the economy will still suck."