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Joke of the Day

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"When women say ""It's not what's on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts"", we all know they are talking about a Man's wallets."

"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"

"At my job interview today the Boss said, ""You're shaking, don't be so nervous."" So I told him, ""Oh, I'm not nervous, I'm an alcoholic."""

"What do a Prostitute and a politician have in common? they both take money for lip-service."

"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"

"Speech Joke. Why shouldn't you eye-fuck someone? Because there is a chance you will get visual aids."

"The rotation of Earth always makes my day. Makes my night too."