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Joke of the Day
"Why don't 90 year old women have sex? Have YOU ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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"I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis."
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"wanna hear a joke about pizza? nevermind.. it's way too cheesy."
"Unfortunately, the house having 'period features' turned out to mean we had to get the decorators in once a month."
"How do cows measure time? In mooments"
"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."
"Someone keeps throwing cheese at me Yeah, real mature."
"Why does tigger smell? Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke.."
"What dino was known for having distinguished tastes? A Connosaur"